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Giordano Bruno (1548–1600), of Aquarius, was courageously heretic in his work as a philosopher, poet, mathematician and friar. He infuriated the Catholic Church with his unorthodox views on Jesus and Mary, belief in reincarnation, the practice of occult magic, and the belief that there are other stars besides the sun. He was eventually burned at the stake. Be careful not to go the same way as you display your unusual qualities. April Fool! If you are a little extravagant in the next few weeks, no one will punish you. This pleases me very much, because you should be as eccentric as you can.