Marco Travaglio’s editorial
No fu
L’eltra sera a Half past eight there was Bin Salman’s jukebox, if possible more repellent than usual. He spoke with the majestic “we”, as if he were the Pope (but “we” who?). Apart from the jokes (“The truth hurts you, I know”, “Conte is a weathervane, we are consistent”, “The Superbonus has destroyed the country”, “My book did well”, “I have international credibility ”), he managed not to say one true thing in 35 minutes. He simultaneously boasted of having created the Conte-2 and Draghi governments and of having voted for the Covid commission on the Conte-2 and Draghi governments. He asked to investigate “Conte who called Putin and let the Russian army enter Italy”. But Copasir has already investigated and ruled that the Russian mission of 2020 was “exclusively in the health sector with the task of sanitizing hospitals and RSAs… always escorted by Italian military vehicles”: our friend Guerini, then at the Defense Department, can tell him that he prepared with the Russians before the Putin-Conte phone call and at the end thanked Moscow. Then he bullied himself for having “asked in March 2020 to reopen schools”, which would have avoided a million anorexics or bulimics: but he asked to reopen everything, not just schools, after three weeks of lockdown because “we can live with the virus”, precisely on the day of the record number of deaths (889). Then he said that he showed off the 15,000 euro bank account on TV because whoever governs shouldn’t make money: but it was 2018, Gentiloni was governing.
At that point he began to respond to canine penis. Question about his querelomania: “They arrested my father and my mother, investigated my sister, my brother-in-law and me” (to say his beautiful family), but then “my father and my mother were acquitted” (in another trial: that of the arrest is underway and the prosecutor has asked for the conviction of the father, mother and sister) and “I am always acquitted or dismissed” (he is accused in the Open trial), while “the fact he was declared guilty of progressive and constant defamation” (but guilt is decided in the Supreme Court, not in Court: at least his father who has just lost in the Supreme Court should know). Question about money from Bin Salman, believed by the CIA and UN to be the instigator of the assassination of the journalist Khashoggi: “Do you know what the name of the head of the CIA is? Six months ago he was with me in Amman and talks to Bin Salman about the Middle East” (but he doesn’t take money from him and he’s not a senator). And in Riyadh “rights have increased: women drive cars”. Every now and then, like the old musicians of Stardustremembers the old ones gag: “I got 40% and the others didn’t”. Result: 6.7% of sharean all-time low of Half past eight without Sanremo or the national team against. A truncheon. Once upon a time even those who hated him watched him. Now it seems he’s pissing himself off.
Source: He was – Il Fatto Quotidiano
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