The rest area is deserted and silent. “Where is the Friulanista?” Asks the old man. “Made in China,” grins the taciturn. “That is?”. I explain that it is in the parts of Beijing that a patriarchy eagle is waving in the midst of a cloud of almond-shaped eyes. “But if he hates them, the Chinese.” “Yes, but not the Friulians and there will be nine of them at the Beijing Olympics”. “Beijing? What’s this? Enough of these anglicisms », blurts out the elderly man who is really getting old. After all, the Lega Calcio is no less stupid, inventing a pre-match theme that looks like a comic by Holly and Benji. If the Friulian player were here, he would scream indignantly that it is a scandal to send Friulians to Beijing to import exotic footballers: James Abankwah, Zakarias Baldè, Festy Eboselè… “And what is it?”. «The Udinese of the future, so we can play the African Cup, America’s Cup, Mondial League and well beyond the Pillars of Hercules at the same time; other than the left column of Serie A ». Since the taciturn is becoming talkative, the one in the crossword puzzle is there to sedate him: “Ten vertical: it goes narrow gauge.” “The train”. “No. Deulofeu! He no longer even discards a lame chair ». I ironically explain that the thing is serious because if you don’t score you don’t score, as Marco Parolo claims from Dazn’s microphones. «So 0-0 is worth zero points? – the old man is alarmed – Why do the rules change without telling us anything? ». I answer him: «But what did you understand? It is the donkey of some commentators that now spreads more than an Omicron. And don’t be so negative about Udinese. We have seen new things lately. Before we played only once, now neither of us ».
“What do we do on the weekend?” I ask. The riddle replies: “We will have to follow the exploits of Balotelli who is not even worth half a pin in his Altobelli anagram.” In a video call with Beijing, the Friulan player yells at us Fuarce Friûl, while behind him we recognize the snow guns of the Zoncolan. We leave him in Carnia, while the taciturn accuses him of parochialism. The old man complains that he has never seen so many bell towers as in the ball game with Genoa. The riddler encourages us: “We just have to hope for a feast of medals from our undernourished.” “Who?”. «Undernourished is Andreutti’s anagram, the Jade that smiles like a rising sun». He’s right, but here the sun is now setting. «Twenty-four vertical: new enfant prodige of horror cinema». “Dario Argento junior?” “No. Gabriele Cioffi: after the horrors of Genoa he is ready to go from Ugly Dirty and Bad to The Return of the Zombies ». «I told you that Gotti was coming back», the taciturn man says, while the dark night hangs over us. –
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