The excellent minister and specialist in Official Truth Paulo Pimenta warns: amid the calamity of the floods in Rio Grande do Sul, extremely dangerous criminals, equipped with cell phones, opinions and even powerful ring lights, some of them with the terrorist help of Elon Musk’s Starlink, are threatening the credibility of democratic institutions and tarnishing the pristine and immaculate image of the Lula government.
But pay attention! If you happen to come across one of the criminals mentioned in this text, don’t resist. Contain that urge to sing “Lula-lá”, to make the “L” with your thumb and index finger, and to press 13 on the nearest ballot box! I know it feels like it, but hold on! After all, we are talking about dangerous individuals, enemies of democracy and the State, of neoliberal-fascist-Bolsonaro supporters who say they are “free” and who will not hesitate to use facts and opinions to destroy our beloved, admirable and undeniable PT utopia.
People like Steh Papaiano, a fascist who, over 70, billion of followers on the social network of businessman and far-right activist Elon Musk, and who wrote the following absurdity: “The State as a centralizing entity has so far only delivered difficulty and inefficiency”. Like this?! The Lula government (the State) is so efficient that it is even making fun of the Marshall Plan/Plano Macho to bring a little joy to the affected people. Hashtag WILL NOT PASS!
Worse was the extremely dangerous individual called Leandro Ruschel, who wrote a long text (I didn’t read it in full, of course) saying that “the Brazilian crisis is, above all, moral”. What morality does he have to say something like that? Hahaha, you lost, man! Don’t bother. Later, he made absurd criticisms of the absolute and wonderful diva who rocked the show in Copacabana. I’m talking about Madonna, of course. But it could have been Janja too, right?
Efficiency and goodwill
Another far-right activist so dangerous that I’m afraid to mention her name here is Fernanda Salles, who wrote the unforgivable fake news which follows: “Impressive how 90% of the videos arriving from Rio Grande do Sul only show civilians helping to rescue victims. This tragedy highlighted the State’s ineffectiveness and lack of will to protect citizens. Shame on the politicians, honor on the civilian heroes who are saving lives.”
She must have broken the record for fake news in this manifestation of his hatred against the poor people of Rio Grande do Sul who, thanks to the flood, are able to ride the jet-skis and boats of the rich. But let’s go. Firstly, the videos that only show civilians helping are not 90%, but 89%. And they are all liars. Regarding the supposed ineffectiveness and lack of will of the State to protect citizens, did you see that Janja saved a puppy, a horse and even a possum? Want more efficiency and goodwill than that?
Finally, the self-styled journalist commits a crime against the country and encourages rebellion by calling on people to recognize the honor of “civil heroes who are saving lives”, contradicting the wise slogan of comrade Benedito, Bené, who said: “everything in the State, nothing against the State and nothing outside the State”. Oh, I’m glad we have the support of comrade Lewandowski in this difficult fight against the enemies of the State.
Commonly known as “Cleitinho”
And it’s not just ordinary terrorists who are attacking democracy by criticizing the federal government – which is only not perfect because it still (yet!) hasn’t managed to silence dissidents. The fascist cub Eduardo Bolsonaro, as well as the very dangerous senator Cleiton Gontijo de Azevedo, aka “Cleitinho”, are also involved in this international right-wing plot against Lula and a government whose only sin is to love too much.
The nameless little guy had the audacity, the calmness, the nerve to say that “the government took four (4) days to send reinforcements to the region”. An obviously dishonest criticism that seriously wounds a government known for its helpful and servile spirit towards taxpayers. After all, they are the ones who pay for our well-deserved privileges. The government efficiency denier, Cleitinho, reproduced the lie that trucks with donations were being stopped at federal highway checkpoints.
They weren’t! Or were they? Maybe they were. And, if they were, it was because (i) the government needs every penny of its tax and (ii) the government wants to protect the citizen of Rio Grande do Sul from excess donations that can cause obesity and anxiety, since the victims will have nowhere to store them. clothes, shoes, blankets and hygiene items in abundance.
From all of this, there is a lesson that is also a warning and, why not?, a threat: the government, under the regency of maestro Lula, will not accept lies that contradict the moral, intellectual, emotional and political superiority of the PT way of think and act. And he is willing to do anything to silence criminals who consider themselves entitled to wake us up from this beautiful commune-red dream. And I have said*.
* I think we’re past that stage where I have to explain that the tone of the text is pure irony, right? Anyway, here it is: this text is ironic and, therefore, should be read “inside out”.