Satire After a Giant Game
Borussia Dortmund signs crossbar and post from Paris
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After their convincing performance, Latte and Post leave Paris and join a more promising club.
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Champions League finalist Borussia Dortmund announces two spectacular new additions: Due to their outstanding performances in the semi-finals of the premier class, the crossbar and post are moving from Paris to the pot.
From Dortmund’s perspective, they were by far the best on the pitch in the semi-final second leg of the Champions League, and now they are receiving the reward they deserve: BVB has decided to keep the crossbar and posts that were previously under contract with Paris St. Germain to oblige.
“We would be stupid if we didn’t strike in the face of such a world-class performance,” said BVB sports director Sebastian Kehl, explaining the transfer, which was by no means a surprise to many people. In total The Parisians had the crossbar and post four times In the Prinzenpark, Dortmund goalkeeper Georg Kobel, who had already been beaten, was saved from conceding a goal and thus played a significant role in the Black and Yellows’ entry into the final of the Champions League.
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Their previous employer doesn’t mourn the two towering BVB newcomers for a second. “They were always in the way. It’s good that they’re finally gone,” said those responsible in Paris, relieved at the departure of the scapegoats responsible for PSG’s renewed failure in the premier class.
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The Parisians don’t want to give up: With the help of financiers from Qatar, they now want to buy a more reliable replacement from Italy for 200 million euros. “This latte macchiato is supposed to be amazing,” is the saying from the French capital. PSG also wants to ask UEFA to ensure that the goals are enlarged by one centimeter upwards and to the sides in the future.
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This can all be a problem for BVB, after all they have reached the final at Wembley Stadium in London. The new signings from Paris are scheduled to be used in the game on June 1st and – “Alu akbar” – block the Dortmund goal for either Real Madrid or Bayern Munich.
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