So, how many times were you fooled on Monday? On April 1st, nonsense news is traditionally spread that the beams are bending. There were also some April Fools jokes going around in Hamburg. MOPO presents the three best here.
FC St. Pauli: Gender compulsory at Millerntor!
FC St. Pauli prohibits gender-unfair language. As the club has announced, they want to distribute 30,000 leaflets with binding language regulations for the upcoming home game. In the future, terms such as team or sixteen will no longer be permitted.
Fans – and fans – should now take a language test when entering the stadium. Three out of five given terms must be translated correctly. Alternatively, you can simply present an Antifa membership card and then you can get in without a language test.
Innovation at Millerntor: Gender-unfair language will be banned in the future. The club will distribute 30,000 leaflets with binding language regulations for the upcoming home game. The names of those responsible are now also being gendered. ⤵️#fcsphttps://t.co/lCoJaKDryB
— FC St. Pauli (@fcstpauli) April 1, 2024
And the names of those responsible and the players will also have to be gendered in the future. Head coach Fabian Hürzeler will be introduced exclusively as Fabian Hürzeler:in and sports director Andreas Bornemann will change to Andreas Bornefrau on a monthly basis.
President Oke Göttlich also announced that he wanted to take action against barely understandable dialects such as Bavarian. “These dialects exclude many people and are therefore elitist,” says Göttlich. What does anti-gender king Markus Söder think about it?
Real estate company builds mini Elbtower in Winsen (Luhe)
The Schröder Immobilien company wants to recreate the Elbtower in miniature format in Winsen (Luhe) – the “Luhetower”. In contrast to the original, apartments will also be built there. Air taxis should guarantee a good connection from Winsen to Hamburg. Well, hopefully the “Luhetower” won’t turn into such a construction disaster like its big brother…
Turbo water in Bäderland pools
At Bäderland there is now a new, patented water mixture in the pools – and it ensures new record times! The turbo water has a significantly lower resistance, which is why swimmers move much faster.
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The new water mix is now available in the sports pool in Ohlsdorf and in the “Festland” swimming pool in Altona. The turbo water was already tested in the Alster swimming pool – and was convincing across the board. April April! (elu)