After careful consideration, I came to the conclusion that the churches, who are Samuel Eto’o’s supporters, are psychiatric patients. In other words, the churches of Tsinga deserve a real psychopathological consultation…
Psychopathology of fanatics
The churches of Tsinga are real super-fanatics! Better still, they are idolaters. These are people who revere the former FC Barcelona star as an irreplaceable icon, and who can no longer even differentiate between the excellent footballer and the extremely mediocre manager.
The fanatics of Samuel Eto’o eh, they are incredible! Is it still for the ball there? Is it always because someone juggled with rubber shoes that you attribute all the qualities in the world to them? It’s always because he teased you before (does he still have the money?), because he scored goals when he played within our valiant Indomitable Lions, that this would justify his potential potential to lead a country as complex as Cameroon?
Wandaful !
Samuel Eto’o’s fanatics flood the alleys during his visits, and they chant his name at the slightest appearance: « May Ngambè! May Ngambe! » They have cleverly swallowed the story of the “little boy from New Bell who started from zero”, that they see in this goléador an athlete with an irreproducible track record and address book. Even to the point that they do not allow a new star like André Onana to emerge and also mark his territory as Samuel Eto’o had freely done in the past…
Psychopathology of sectarians
You’re not going to get it out of my head that the people who support Samuel Eto’o are sectarians! Otherwise, how can you explain this sentence to me: “I am with Samuel Eto’o until death! » Because there is only a brainless fanatic, a disciple of a radicalized revival church, to thus support his guru against all odds, and this despite the stupidities and imbecilities that this guru has accumulated since he was in the head of our Fécafoot…
The churches are worse than a sect: they pray morning and evening for their Sango Mealthey deify him since they indisputably consider him a god, and they violently and severely attack all intelligent souls who dare to offer them the slightest constructive criticism…
They are ruthless! They believe in the Pastor’s words as evangelical prophecies, and even when he promises them to win the World Cup even though we will be eliminated in the first round, they systematically respond: “Amen!” Amen! We beat Brazil…”
They line up behind a fictitious equipment manufacturer, and as soon as this equipment supplier fails, they are still the first to come and spit on him. They support abusive contract terminations, exclusions of players without any sporting justification, and the intrusions of a federation president who thinks he is the head coach himself. Moreover, the Churches even went so far as to justify the choice of the puppet Rigobert Song, even though he was certainly the worst manager-selector that Cameroon has ever known in all its long history!
Samuel Eto’o speaking with a microphone, like a pastor. Source: wikimedia /CC
Psychopathology of Justifiers
And so, the supporting documents. Because as I just said, a churchman is capable of justifying everything. I mean everything! It is enough for the pastor of Tsinga to align himself with a position, and all the churches of the world will instantly create disconcerting mechanisms to justify this position, which is however inconsistent.
Look: the pastor excludes the best African goalkeeper in favor of a weirdo who plays (and he’s even a substitute) in the French third division; and all the Church people will tell you that André Onana, who plays for Manchester United, does not even deserve his place in our national team (sic). The pastor excludes Choupo-Moting, the churches will tell you that he was already old. The pastor separates from Le Coq sportif which was our previous equipment supplier, and all the church people line up behind One All Sports, an obscure sports outfitter that they themselves did not know before. The pastor argues with Yannick Noah, the church people immediately tell you: “Who is Yannick Noah? »
And so on : “Who is Minister Mouellè Kombi? », « Pierre La Paix Ndamè who is it ? », “Marc Brys has already coached where until we saw? », “Joseph-Antoine Bell is nothing but jealous and bitter. », “Ecclesiaste Deudjui and Alain-Denis Ikoul are hungry bloggers who can’t even get two meals a day. », “Guibaï Gatama and Jean-Bruno Tagne are frustrated people who had been excluded from the Manger. »etc, etc.
Churchians justify the unjustifiable. Their brain trauma is so deep, and their psychiatric illness so serious, that they are even capable of justifying the own contradictions of their guru Samuel Eto’o Fils. For example, it was he himself who had promised to nationalize the Indomitable Lions sidelines; but why in its own shortlist did it only offer profiles exclusively from international backgrounds?
Psychopathology of haters
Haters like that! Of the haters. People who, if you don’t share their position, will immediately start insulting you personally, and reminding you that you only have a miserable little life and that you will never reach “Doctor” Samuel Eto ‘o Son at the ankle…
More hateful than a churchman? It’s impossible ! These are people who react from tick to tat, and who are always ready to bounce back as soon as you scratch a little the personality and the aura of their Jesus Christ, their Mohammed and their Buddha combined. They systematically hate all those who oppose Samuel Eto’o Fils, and moreover they do not hesitate to remind you that you are certainly a Bamiléké of the MRC, and that Kamto will never become president of the Republic of Cameroon.
They are real sick people, I assure you. Because I don’t understand how someone can have their entire brain and react like that. How can someone live Samuel Eto’o’s life more than himself, and love him so blindly and so stupidly. How can anyone support an individual in all his errors, in all his stupidities – and there is no shortage of that – and in all his delusions of grandeur, without ever attempting for a single second to try at least one time to bring it back to order a little.
Churchians are so obtuse, so stubborn and so narrow-minded, that they do not even see that their pastor alone constitutes a multitude of faults, and that the accumulation of his useless conflicts and his managerial errors will inevitably lead him towards the ridiculous, as long as they don’t simply take him to Nkondengui central prison…
Samuel Eto’o in the company of his faithful Ernest Obama and Francis Bonga. Source: Mediatitude /CC-BY
Psychopathology of the churches of Tsinga
So after much analysis, I came to the conclusion that Samuel Eto’o’s supporters have a psychiatric illness. In other words, the churches of Tsinga deserve a real psychopathological consultation with the possibility of internment…
Psychopathology of the obsessed! The churches amuse me, they are convinced that their idol has the intellectual capacity to lead our country, and yet he could not properly manage a simple small football association.
Psychopathology of amnesiacs! How can a churchman hate the regime of Paul Biya, and at the same time support a guy who denied the No-So war, and who openly called on the Cameroonian people to vote for the CPDM during the 2018 presidential election?
Psychopathology of the hungry and profiteers, because many people who support Samuel Eto’o hope to get a job, a trip, a ticket, a selfie with the president of Fécafoot, a call-up to the national team, etc.
Because the Churchians stand out above all for their inconsistencies. Since their arguments are often devoid of any good foundation or common sense. They are generally versed in disinformation, in the hatred of others and in the divisionism of Cameroonian public opinion. But if they are so hateful and so stupid, this can only be explained by a single diagnosis: it is because Dadis Camara is himself the biggest psychiatric patient there is here in Cameroon!
Ecclesiastes DEUDJUII am not a churchman
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