Essen: “Academy for Higher Nonsense” awards mortarboards

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Food humor is a serious matter: That’s why the “Essen Academy for Higher Nonsense” awards medals to people who are committed to Frintrop.

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The reasons for starting the academy are not exactly known

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Akademie für höheren Blödsinn gibt es seit dem Jahr 1967 in Essen

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